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Malik Beasley has shot close to 40% from three-point range during his NBA career so far. However, we can now confirm the following: The Minnesota Timberwolves guard is now zero-for-one when it comes to having a successful marriage.

Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada are still very much together, and still getting married. But it was a close call, requiring the NFL star to save their relationship. He did it the old fashioned way: Groveling.

Sad, difficult-to-believe news out of Brazil: Joao Maria de Souza, a 45-year old resident of Caratinga, died last Wednesday after a cow from a nearby farm escaped climbed on to his roof and then fell eight feet on to de Souzas sleeping body when the roof collapsed.

In July of last year, David Beador and Lesley Ann Cook announced that they were expecting their first child together. Both were already parents from previous relationships, and three months later, the two were married.

Like millions of other Americans, you might be a fan of the simple sandwiches that have made Jimmy Johns one of the fastest-growingfast food chains in the country. Unfortunately, a story thats caught the Internets attention this week may forever change the way you think of cold meat pressed between two pasty white slabs.